A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks the blonde if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde, who is tired, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay, " the lawyer continues. "Your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references but he can't find an answer.
He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress, but he still has no answer.
Frustrated, he e-mails all his friends and coworkers, which turns out to be to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Friday, December 18, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Maddie loves stuff toys.
I remember when Maddie was still 6 months. She is scared of stuff toys and cried whenever we give her one or she is near with it. But right now, she loves them. We went to Target today and she saw a big stuff toys and she is letting us know that she want it. She keep pointing at them and mumble some words that she only know. Anyway, hubby didn't get it because she already has some at home. Poor little Maddie. Maybe next time.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Sleeping early.
I have noticed that recently Maddie started to sleep early than usual. It's good but I kind of wonder. Well, maybe that one of the changes in her first year of life. Now, she is already sleeping and I was able to update my blog. Though, I don't leave her whatever I do. I am always near her. Just like now, I am here sitting beside her. We never leave her sleeping alone because when she wake up and know that no one is there. She cry and climb out of bed looking for us.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Maddie likes to walk.
Maddie's new hobby is walking. She likes to walk a lot. When we are in the store we let her walk and she gets so happy and excited. She doens't like being held and she goes wherever she wants. The bad thing if you are in a hurry is that you are not going to reach your destination. She will stop every corner and pick up and stop wherever she sees dir in the floor. She can't resist things in the floor. Anyway, we are so happy that she can walk now.
Monday, November 2, 2009
Love the gift.
Today, Elizabeth visited us around lunch. I cooked some mussels with chili and longaniza. I wanted to cook some bittermelon but it was bad already. Anyway, after lunch we went to the bank and then to Costco. She bought a lot of house stuff. Maddie was happy seeing Elizabeth and she behaved a lot today. She was very playful and smiling a lot. She also likes the gift that Elizabeth gave her. After shopping Maddie got a very long nap. It was a fun day for Maddie and me.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Happy halloween.
It's Maddies 2nd halloween but the first ne she was only a few days old. Now, she just turn one but still not understanding what Halloween is all about. In fact she is afraid of all the costumes that kids wear. Maybe next year she will have a better understading of what it is all about and can enjoy doing trick and treat. Though, chocolates are not good for her but the fun is. Let's see next halloween.
Sunday, October 25, 2009
A new activity jet.
Hubby and I bought our little girl a new 100acre Pooh activity jet from Costco. We we're just doing our shopping and I saw this very nice toy. When we got home she can't wait but play with it. She press all the bottons and whenever the propeller makes sound she is running away from it. Anyway, the next day she was not scared of it anymore that right now she would climb over it and ride pressing all the buttons. The negative thing about this toy is that it consumes a lot of power and so if you buy it you need a lot of extra batteries. Overall, it's a ver nice toy. Maddie is learning squares, stars,circle in this toy also.
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